Rita kept her laboratory wet 

And emerged as a Nobel laureate

A brain-cutting Aussie polymath

You could say Dorothy Russell just carved her own carved her own path

Rapin sing, and Singhi rap (rap)

They’re curing kids across the map (map)

And if you pester Westerberg (berg)

You’ll never get the best of her, rest assured

 

These chairs are endowed!

These chairs are endowed

I’m rolling up like thundercloud, now

These chairs are endowed

These chairs are endowed

Check the talent as I work the crowd

You know you’ll never get there with a regular chair

That’s not allowed

These chairs are endowed

 

Yay for Dravet, our newest star

And the promised eponymous Louis-Bar

And when Audrey Penn was in the groove

You would just have to trust that Augusta would bust a new move

Here’s McNutt to whack a knee (knee)

With Mary Putnam Jacobi (bi)

Then they passed the Schwann baton on

Like a boss to the great Ana Judith Roman

 

These chairs are endowed!

These chairs are endowed

I’m rolling up like thundercloud, now

These chairs are endowed

These chairs are endowed

Yo, check the talent as I work the crowd

You know you’ll never get there with a regular chair

That’s not allowed

These chairs are endowed

Music and Lyrics - Zach London

Vocals - Lauren London

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